Since arriving at my new place of employment I have been lonely...mostly for
Adiel. I am also missing noise and several other normal things. This is the quietest place I have EVER worked! Besides all the quiet, there is some serious plotting going on around here. Some evil is lurking just under the surface here.
I have discovered why that is.
These people are really something that cannot be seen at face value. Underneath their regular day to day clothes lives something very sinister. They seem so nice and normal but I discovered the truth. Just yesterday I arrived back from lunch to discover
DONUTS. Filled with fat, filled with calories, screaming my name. This is the second box of donuts this week. What is going on? It's like I have stepped into a Stephen King book and I can't get out. You can see from their pictures that everything I have said is true.
See these smiling faces? Notice the horns?
Here's a sly one...encircled in horns!
Plus this guy just came from Vegas...reeking in sin! Here is sweet and innocence in disguise. Don't be fooled!
And this little teddy bear of a man has HORNS...can you see them too?
These two are in charge of this coven of horn wearers. They look so innocent...but they are the donut devils!
And look what they have done to poor Baxter!
No more Guardian Angel for me.
You have to help me out of this den of overeating before I can't fit into my car....I need someone to rescue me!
You're all too late! Look what has happened to me. Can you see all those fat calories oozing out of my eyeballs? What Kitty Kat is going to like me if I smell like donuts?