Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The Devil Made Me Do It

Since arriving at my new place of employment I have been lonely...mostly for Adiel. I am also missing noise and several other normal things. This is the quietest place I have EVER worked! Besides all the quiet, there is some serious plotting going on around here. Some evil is lurking just under the surface here.


I have discovered why that is.

These people are really something that cannot be seen at face value. Underneath their regular day to day clothes lives something very sinister. They seem so nice and normal but I discovered the truth. Just yesterday I arrived back from lunch to discover DONUTS. Filled with fat, filled with calories, screaming my name. This is the second box of donuts this week. What is going on? It's like I have stepped into a Stephen King book and I can't get out. You can see from their pictures that everything I have said is true.


See these smiling faces? Notice the horns?
Here's a sly one...encircled in horns!
Plus this guy just came from Vegas...reeking in sin!
Here is sweet and innocence in disguise. Don't be fooled!
And this little teddy bear of a man has HORNS...can you see them too?

These two are in charge of this coven of horn wearers. They look so innocent...but they are the donut devils!

And look what they have done to poor Baxter!
No more Guardian Angel for me.


You have to help me out of this den of overeating before I can't fit into my car....I need someone to rescue me!

You're all too late! Look what has happened to me. Can you see all those fat calories oozing out of my eyeballs? What Kitty Kat is going to like me if I smell like donuts?

19 comments:

Lula! said...

I was just thinking of you today and low & behold...I stop by to check on you & you've got all these people willingly and cheerfully posing with these devil horns. This confirms to me that you are, indeed, a truly wonderful person. 'Cause people don't smile like that just for anyone.

And lemme tell ya something...Krispy Kremes call to me in my dreams...all fresh and hot and gooey with glaze. Sigh...

Pj.steph said...

Maybe cats like sugar!

Adiel said...

Oh my heck Marrdy. You kill me!!! How'd you get them all to pose with devil horns on? I'd gladly take you back over here! :)

Marrdy said...

Adiel-I just held those horns up and they all put them on. Except for the guy who was circled...he wouldn't do it. One guy even asked if he was going to wind up on my blog...HEHEHE!

Heather said...

So, do you watch The Office? Because that last pic of you totally is Pam sitting and doing a monologue to the camera. I love it. Oh, to make you feel better, I just ate 2 brownies. Count them, one, two! And yes, I am supposed to be off sugar.

Tracy P. said...

Ooh, you're making me hungry! Good thing I don't work there! So cute. :-)

feather k said...

ok...then I won't tell you that Krispy Kreme is giving out free doughnuts on Election Day with your I Voted Sticker...

Dee from Downunder said...

what great co-workers you have to don those horns.

i love donuts

McEwens said...

That si so funny! HOW in the world did you get them all (most) to wear the horns!! You are way too fun!

gingela5 said...

haha...I need to get some of those for my office. The horns not the donuts!

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL if they supply you with donuts...then they are HEAVENLY ANGELS! What a cute post...I am in love with Baxter! Oh and it's good to know I have a sister out there somewhere! I didn't realize my mom got around that much lol

Tonya said...

That is so funny! You think your office is quiet, atleast there is people, Man do I miss people.

Melissa B. said...

Donuts? You have DONUTS!?! Where do I sign up! Love the devilish post, and Happy Halloween!

Lynn - the piggy bank painter said...

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Susan (Moonlight and Magnolias on RMS) said...

Great to meet another kitty lover...although you do have me beat with 21. :-) Those devil horns are great...your co-workers realllly like you! :-) I don't know if I could get mine to do that!

Melissa B. said...

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Jori-O said...

That's awesome that you got all your coworkers to put the horns on!

Sid said...

Just sent you an ecard that will help you with this horrid action by co-workers...love ya! you're still crazy after 40+ years!