I have discovered why that is.
These people are really something that cannot be seen at face value. Underneath their regular day to day clothes lives something very sinister. They seem so nice and normal but I discovered the truth. Just yesterday I arrived back from lunch to discover DONUTS. Filled with fat, filled with calories, screaming my name. This is the second box of donuts this week. What is going on? It's like I have stepped into a Stephen King book and I can't get out. You can see from their pictures that everything I have said is true.
See these smiling faces? Notice the horns?
Here's a sly one...encircled in horns!
Here is sweet and innocence in disguise. Don't be fooled!
And this little teddy bear of a man has HORNS...can you see them too?
And look what they have done to poor Baxter!
No more Guardian Angel for me.
You have to help me out of this den of overeating before I can't fit into my car....I need someone to rescue me!
You're all too late! Look what has happened to me. Can you see all those fat calories oozing out of my eyeballs? What Kitty Kat is going to like me if I smell like donuts?